I was further relating this story to my friend Michelle who thankfully reads this nonsense and thought it would be amusing to add the dialogue from last night's adventure. This is the conversation as we came down the stairs to greet Bjorn.
K: "Someone has been very cranky tonight."
B: "Were you cranky? What's that about?"
K: "He also just peed on me."
B: "Upstairs?"
K: "No. Right now. My stomach suddenly got very warm. Oh, now it's running down my leg. Lovely. Here, you take him."
B: "No way. I'm in a suit."
Desperate for a good night's sleep since 2005.
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